So, you've successfully killed your houseplants and are now looking to get something bigger. You're probably wondering if you should go to the pet store and get something like a cat, or maybe pick up a toddler at the local toddler store. Before you bring a new little creature into your home, here's a handy-dandy comparison.
(This is not meant to taken seriously. It is a running joke between a friend and myself. She being a cat owner, and me being a mom. Toddlers cannot be purchased in stores. No houseplants were harmed in the making of this post.)