I'm not beneath bribery.
Yeah, that was me in the store bribing Billy with ice cream if he would just behave and stop throwing random stuff into the grocery cart or running willy nilly own the aisles.
It worked. So, when we got home he got dessert first. That's right. Ice cream with chocolate. Then he got dinner. No worries. He ate most of it.
Sometimes you've got to live a little. And sometimes you've got to bribe your kid to behave.
Just don't tell Daddy...